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Honey, I think the neighbor's cat got out again
Yeah, he's outside fighting with that tabby and that big white cat from across the street
Yeah, go ahead and grab me a broom and I'll see if I can't separate them
But when I leave, lock the doors, lock the windows, barricade the doors, barricade the windows. And if you hear knocking, it isn't me, it has to be the cats
And don't, don't let them in

Eternal cat war
It never ends
Only nine lives
I wish it was ten
Black magic kitties
Killing all the rest
Tearing into battle
On their holy quest

Honey, let me in. I got the cats Separated and I got the neighbor's Cat back to the neighbors
But I looked under the house, the Tabby ran under the house, and I Looked under it and
There's upwards of 40, upwards of 50 cats all down there pissing and Shitting, breeding and
Fucking. It just smells like cat Poop and pee and cat cum. Please, Just let me in. Oh god
They see me and the tabby has a Switchblade. Hey, hey little buddy, just leave me alone
And I won't mess with you. Oh no

Humans live in fear
As the cats draw near
War rages on
Eternal and strong Cats will rule
Forever long
Fighting for their land
Their story told
By our little band
They paid us in gold